Dealing with corset itch
by Milly Bernice
Fine, so you're wearing your corset... and you get the dreaded, notorious corset itch. Just a little one initially, but it spreads until you're in a creepy crawly challenge from 'I'm a Celebrity'. The ideal solution is to disrobe, but sadly you can't go whipping your corset off in most public spaces. Here's how to deal.
1. Why does corset itch happen?
According to corsetieres Puimond, the fabric absorbs body oils during wearing which can cause dry flaky itchy skin. Plus wearing the corset can get quite warm, which itself can make you feel itchy, along with perspiration - which can irritate those millions of nerve endings.
Preventing corset itch is better than curing it
The prevention of corset itch is always better, and frankly more dignified, than the cures.
Try wearing something underneath the corset. This is usual with underbust and waspie style corsets, but if you're going for a Victorian (or earlier) inspired look, an overbust can look elegant over a gypsy or ethereal blouse. If you're going for a sleek/cyber look, go instead for a very tight, structured and athletic-looking black vest.
Talc. As long as you're not asthmatic, powdering yourself all over where the corset will be reduces direct contact between corset and torso and thus can help keep all those body oils exactly where they should be.
Moisturising cream. It doesn't need to be anything posh, the cheapest will do. Many people swear by lanolin cream as well - however, lanolin is an animal product, so vegans will have to skip this one. Creaming is probably the most effective preventative. However, be wary of creaming if your corset is silky on the inside. Don't over-cream or you might have to chase the newly-slippy corset about your body to do it up.
Corset itch cures
Wiggle. Squirm like a crazy person, and hopefully the friction will scratch that itch. This one is probably easier to get away with at a gig than on a date.
Scratch it. This is best for itches at the front (unless you're very flexible). Wait until you nip to the loo, because it doesn't matter how good the music is - people are going to notice the girl with her hand down her own top.
Use something else to scratch it. Depending on where you are, possible implements may include glow sticks, rulers, straws, and cocktail stirrers. The trick is to make it look perfectly normal, or if on a date, flirtatious and avant garde.
Water. Either splash some water on yourself, or get a friend to tip a little down your back. Do not attempt anything other than water, or your corset will stain - and smelling like a walking vodka bottle doesn't seem so great the next day.
Cold. Get outside, get some fresh air and harness the natural, cooling, anti-itching properties of the climate.
Corset care links
Where to buy modern corsets
Mookychick loves Burlesque and Pin-up Glamour:
- Burlesque style - the ultimate guide
- Make your own burlesque pasties (nipple tassles)
- Guide to burlesque and goth corsets
- Girl's guide to wearing corsets
- Corset care - How to deal with corset itch
- Corset advice for plus-size curvy girls
- Hair tutorials for retro pin-up girls
- Burlesque costumes - how to make a fascinator
- How to become an alternative model
- Pin-up glamour for all seasons: Calendar girls
- Burlesque costume ideas for halloween
- How to become a burlesque performer
More alternative style tips
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Mookychick believes that climbing trees and riding giant turtles is more fun and girly than worrying about make-up. But if you want to worry about make-up instead of turtles? Fine by us. Be you feminist, kitten, punk, emo, indie, goth, witch, vegan, horror junky, intellectual, christian goth, corset queen, geek, unicorn, sea monkey... be you into alternative style, alternative health, spirituality, comics, manga, j-pop, harajuku or jock culture... we will always love you.
If these girls had itchy corsets they would never, ever tell you. Love the tight lacing though!
We just liked this picture. It made us think of one of the hottest films ever - Secretary. Probably because an all-in-one corset-bodystocking would be a bit awkward if you wanted a wee.
Milly Bernice spends her time fantasising that she is Lucille Ball reborn. When not grappling a small ginger toddler she jointly runs an IT consultancy. Her personal blog can be found at www.laraloola.co.uk.
